(feeds you slup)

tumblr keeps recommending gay pornography to me

gotta give em credit. i do like gay pornography.

Joe Biden running around inside the secret passages all throughout the Whitehouse like am underestimated hamster in its deluxe plastic cage frantically looking for a way to die

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Hot girl summer?? Andy's early but hey at least she's ready

the fuck you brothers

I'm eat shit

And I'm die

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wait

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Designs that live in my brain rent free

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rules for hanging out with me

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

Snake mantis, Kongobatha diademata, Nanomantidae

Photographed at Airlie Beach in Australia by Steve & Alison1

Shared with permission; do not remove credit or re-post!

Certifierad flat fuck. Lovely photos

A horse that, if even mildly inconvenienced, violently explodes, leaving only 4 smoking hooves behind. It’s respawns from its hooves whenever you look away.

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